COOLEST LOWLIFE EVER

pizza:

even if i lost all my memory i’d still remember my wifi password

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

punacceptable:

fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you
dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it